What did you mean you didn't notice I had been dead? Didn't the rotting flesh and stench of death give it away?
Yes, I've been dead. I've been dead more than once. Contrary to Christianity, I didn't go to heaven or to hell. I went to the Underworld, and hung out with Hades. Hades is a cool dude once you get to know him, though he's shy at first, likes to keep up that image of being fearsome. Roll up a spliff with him and he chills right out. That Persephone is kind of a bitch though. She wouldn't let me eat any penguins, only pomegranites. I know that trick. I didn't eat a thing. I had bad munchies though, that's why I had to come back to life. I was getting real hungry.
Have you ever been dead? Did you enjoy the experience?